Once again, this mission provides no action. By Apophis' mangled body, this planet is boring! Even Space Primate appears discontent.

Day Two

A harlot from this planet propositioned me today. I was not aware that a village of this size would require, or even tolerate, a courtesan, but apparently that is the case.

Day Three

Space Primate appears to be interested in O'Neill again. Does he not know that Major Carter will kill him if he tries anything?

Day Four

The Tal Pak Ryn was interesting. During the event, my attention was drawn to the fact that the harlot is now interested in O'Neill. What does the man have that I do not? Is not my physique more masculine? He is merely a Tau'ri!

I am hoping that Major Carter will have the opportunity to kill her when she tries something.

Day Five

Major Carter and I were almost hit by a large meteor today. I did not want to leave O'Neill to the mercies of that harlot, but The Other Bald One overruled me. I hope to go back tomorrow.

Day Six

It appears that the Chaapa'ai on Edora was somehow blocked, and so O'Neill is stuck. Major Carter already appears anxious. I believe that I will kel'no'reem to avoid any encounters

Day Ten

*meditates*

Day Twenty

Today I ate.

Day Twenty-nine

*meditates*

Day Thirty-six

My supply of candles is dwindling. I must venture out of my quarters.

Day Forty-one

Encountered Major Carter in the corridor. Survived the conversation by inclining my head and raising my eyebrow.

Day Forty-nine

Space Primate came to my room, and asked for my assistance with translations - five days ago. Has he learned nothing in the past three years?

Day Fifty-nine

To escape translations, am going to the gymnasium to work on my physique. I will be the most manly in the SGC!

Day Sixty-three

Space Primate has found me in the gym. I do not believe it is so I can help him translate. He is a pervy Jaffa fancier!

Day Seventy-four

Major Carter is most stressed. Space Primate is now the prettiest. This is most unsatisfactory.

Day Eighty-seven

Attempted an accidental collision to damage Space Primate's face. Unfortunately, it was unsuccessful.

Day Eighty-nine

Must. Escape. Translations. With. Space. Primate.

Day Ninety-six

Major Carter is most unpleasant company. I wonder if "that time" lasts longer for human females than Jaffa females?

Day Ninety-eight

Will go through the Chaapa'ai to attempt to rescue O'Neill. Even if I suffocate, it cannot be as bad as translating with Space Primate, or watching him preen for being the prettiest.

Day Ninety-nine

Have found O'Neill. He hugged me so many times I was concerned whether his sexual orientation had changed. Noted that the harlot looks very possessive of him. Apparently O'Neill has forgotten how vindictive Major Carter can be.

Day One hundred

Provided Major Carter with C4 I had taken through the Chaapa'ai, and advised her of it's best use. She will be deeply indebted to me for this.